Gollatz

(Go lat z) The quintessential beach bum. Darkly tanned and always a nice pair of shades. Gollatz will always be found with a cold brew in one hand, sand in his shorts and either bare feet or with flip flops. Owns only a few shirts, (which of course are all tank tops) and shorts but a ton of swimsuits. A Gollatz has the most incredible job hanging from cell towers and always knows the best place in town to get a cold one.

Would you look at that lifeguard? He is such a Gollatz!!

by afriendtoyou September 30, 2011

gollyshucklez

A term used to express one's amazement at a particularly ridiculous situation.

Well gollyshucklez that shit was crazy!

by Gollyshucklez April 19, 2016

gollapudi

A guy who loves his last name

Gollapudi Really loves his last name and is trash at soccer

by Saisuchit Gollapudi Fan January 28, 2019

Goulasherious

(Goo-L-ash-ER-oh-sS)

The maddening inability to feel romantic love for someone. All the while unknowingly longing for someone who you know will never feel the same. An try as you might. Every small flame of romance and lust you feel, will be overshadowed by the forest fire in the distance.

“Sometimes my mind is too full of goulasherious thoughts to even look forwards to new beginnings.”

by Bigpapaggthe3rd January 16, 2022

Making Goulash

Taking a giant soft crap. Typically creating after eating at a German or Polish restaurant.

Hey Hayes, is that your stomach? "Yeah i'm making goulash."

by Cobbler Crapper March 8, 2011

Goulash

Inserting one person's excrement in another person's anus (pooper).

I heard Mike's mum does a mean Goulash.

I read somewhere Cindy Hope does a fantastic Goulash.

Brian Stimpson loves to Goulash.

by WillyInTheMouth January 13, 2011

Grunt Goulash

When a bowel movement manifests itself a little on the moist side. A wet, squirty shit.

I just baked some nasty Grunt Goulash!

by PhilthyPhil68 April 7, 2010