Glade

it's some spray that makes shit smell GOOD. but it gives me rashes. please accept this.

friend: hey im gonna spray glade in ur room
me: no dont that stuff gives me rashes
friend: *tank*

by UrbanTayctionary July 15, 2021

Glade Spray

The thing that you use to kill a cockroach with when the bug swatter is too far away.

or

The thing that you use when you took a big shit.

Me: FUCKING GET THE FLY SWATTER!
Sister: IT'S TOO FAR!
Me: PASS ME THE GLADE SPRAY!
Sister: *passes holy savior*
Me: FUCKING DIE, BITCH!
Cockroach: *Crawls under the couch*
Me: FUCKING HELL!

by i'm-bored.-don't-judge-me June 6, 2019