gideon missouri

It's like a lost town with a bunch of meth heads mowing their yards at 3 a.m. With spotlights.

Don't go to Gideon Missouri unless you plan to meff around.

by JimmyMeffCorn June 23, 2017

gydion

A dank boi from the bottom of the ocean where mermaids gave birth to him but sent him on land due to his lack of manliness. A “Gydion” is very ugly and causes humans to pee out of their toes.

Mom: Stay clear of that “Gydion” son, you don’t want to pee out of your toes do you?

Son: MOM I SAW HIM!!

Mom: GET IN THE CAR NOW!!

*Car drives off and runs into “Gydion”*

*World is safe*

by Trash Boat10 January 28, 2018

Alexander Gideon Lightwood

Alexander Lightwood, also known as Alec Lightwood, is a fictional character in Cassandra Clare's shadowhunter series. Parabatai and loyal friends to Jace Herondale, his mother and father were members of Valentine's "circle" before realizing the terrors he could create. His younger sister, Isabelle (whom he is very protective of) has a close acquaintance with vampires. But Alec himself doesn't seem to be able to find love until he meets Magnus Bane, the high warlock of Brooklyn. At first it is thought that he a strong attraction to his parabatai, Jace, but after realizing that it's against the law to fall in love with your parabatai, and that Jace is straight, Alec lashes out in anger only to find Magnus. He comes out to everyone by Magnus crashing his wedding to Lydia Branwell, and walking down the isle towards Magnus and kissing him. Alec is a hard working 23 year old man, who is dedicated to his duties as a shadowhunter, but mostly dedicated to his love, Magnus, and his friends and family.

Raising his blue eyes level to Magnus' cat eyed ones. "Your beautiful" he said. Magnus smiles at him. "I love you, Alexander Gideon Lightwood".

by iridescent_not_that_descent September 16, 2020

Moff Gideon

Leader of the Imperial Remnant. Wants to study Baby Yoda's blood for unknown reasons. Maybe he is behind the Snoke clones found by Kylo Ren on Exegol? Very likely has strong ties to the Sith Eternal cultists. Heck, maybe he even knows that Palpatine cheated death by transferring his consciousness into a clone body. He seems to know a lot about Mandalorian culture. Actually, he knows EVERYTHING about EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. Defeated by Din Djarin in combat. We'll have to wait until season 3 of the Mandalorian to learn more about him.

Moff Gideon didn't appear until, like, the end of season one. That's how much of a mystery he is! Long live the Empire.

by The Fandom King December 20, 2020

Gideon

Gideon

Gideon works at best buy. He is one of the bestest friends you could ask for, but may come off a bit like a serial killer if you make him uneasy. Dont worry, it'll pass. He's intelligent, kind, ambitious, funny, and probably gonna be your rivalry in wit and life... oh and did I mention.. HE WORKS AT BEST BUY. Assets protection specialists will save the world one day and become runner up for president. To not have his name on this would be prejudice

Nicknames: Gid, Gibson, Gridiron

Wow, Gideon really had chains in his security car

Did you see Gideon at Best Buy, he greets people at the door.

Wow Gideon, you really look like me and your mom

by JaCkie Dorst January 23, 2020

gideons

A nice bunch of people who see to it that hotel visitors always have enough toilet paper.

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

gideons

A fellowship of Christian businessmen and professionals who spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ through distribution of the Holy Bible. While most people are familiar with the Gideons' hotel bibles, the Gideons also distribute bibles in prisons, on college campuses, in hospitals and to police, firefighters and members of the armed forces. Contrary to other entries, the Gideons do not spy on people at the hotels. In fact, Gideons must be non-judgemental and avoid all manner of divisive doctrinal discussions.

I left my Bible at home. I'm sure glad the Gideons left a bible in this hotel room.

by fetmeister July 3, 2008