get me a bucket

An orgasm being so powerful that you would require a bucket to catch the load...

Herman "Are you about to cum baby?"
Kiki "Quick, get me a bucket, before I blow all over you"

by Crista Rista April 2, 2008

get me drift

Used in ancient history, about 10 years ago, to instruct menial workers to collect fuel for timber burning stoves. The "drift" wood was not an easy fuel to ignite due it's high content of sea water and therefore the expression soon became obsolete.

If you don't warm things up in here I'm gonna rearrange your boat. Get me drift!!!

by NEWandIMPROVEDmk100769 November 1, 2004

do you get me

A query you ask someone after stating a joke that they don't get

Louis: "hey sophie did you hear that half life 3 comes out february 29th, 2019"
Sohpie: "oh wow that's awesome"
Louis: "sophie do you get me 2019 doesn't have a february 29th"

by buy me free games October 8, 2018

What Gets Me Wet?

Cumming deep inside my best bro of course!

What gets me wet? Cumming deep inside my best bro? whadja expect niga?

by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019

get me some ass

find a woman for me to fuck

I'm gonna get me some ass this weekend

by Yankprof November 10, 2015

dont get me tight

“Tight” meaning mad or irritated. People usually say it when they are being irritated. Typically it is slang used by New Yorkers

“Yo dont get me tight seriously”

by TheGNIYA April 22, 2018

dont get me wrong

A phrase usually placed before an obscure accusation of a person, place, or thing, followed by a good quality of that thing. This makes the accusation not seem as bad, though the speaker truly hates it.

dont get me wrong, the Wii is good with Mario, but Sony and Microsoft are better.

by Green Midget February 18, 2011