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Gesundheit

Asking your partner to chew a liberal wad of bubble gum while doing it doggy style with you. She (or whatever) should then blow the biggest bubble possible. At the right moment blow some pepper dust in their face. Ideally they will sneeze mid bubble and cover their face with gum just as you both come. Gesundheit!
While watching the mean dog pulling a "gesundheit" on Sylvester the cat I had an idea...
by googalewski May 14, 2021
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Gesundheit

When you put pepper on your girls pillow before sex. You bury her head in the pillow while banging her from behind and when she sneezes she gorilla grips your man meat with her prison purse.
I threw some pepper on the pillow before hitting it from behind. She sneezed and about pinched my manhood off. I told her gesundheit and thanked her.
by mdube September 21, 2021
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Gesundheit

When a man applies pepper to his pubic region before receiving oral sex inducing a or multiple sneezes from the person performing the oral sex. When the person performing the oral sex begins to sneeze, the man receiving will hold the other persons head down so they can’t pull away to sneeze.
I peppered my pubes and Gesundheited her!
by KchapMan June 21, 2025
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Geswunden

The german word for something that is gone in past time.
Du bist geswunden
by Deutsche gemeister February 12, 2018
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Gerund

Gerund are real and they are derived from verbs but function as nouns(I know, impossible, right). However, gerunds are actually upside down. This is because the earth is a cylinder and gerunds are from Australia, the bottom of the cylinder, therefore making the, upside down. This claim is supported by scientists, geographers, and LA teachers from around the world.
I have a gerund phrases quiz tomorrow.
by dankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk April 3, 2019
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Gerund

Its an insult that is in no way an english term, just an insult
"You are such a gerund,"
by LallipopThings September 18, 2019
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gerundmandering

It’s verbatizing a noun but also making your friends buy into it. Just cause they are around the corner. It’s defining a word that defies use.
Gerundmandering. It’s like when you are trying to get your dumb friends to get the fuck on board, but like they are all being shits. And then you say, “we either yeet, or get yeeted on.
by Grijn December 31, 2019
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