Galloway

A unit of measurement used for determining the size of one's penis. Similar to the 'guage' system, Galloways operate by calculating how many of one's penises fit the area of one S. Galloway penis which is approximately 10 inches long and 2.5 inches wide.

This is represented by whole numbers when said penis is less than and equal to one Galloway penis. When said penis is larger than one Galloway, fractions represent the area of said penis that is taken up by one Galloway penis.

Boy: Mine is three Galloways!
Girl: ...Are you joking?

Boy: Mine is one quarter Galloways!
Girl: Holy moly that's huge!!

by Gor3bag September 6, 2010

hoist the gallows

v. to frolic up a seafoam green hill while being chased by a chode monkey with a rope.

Hoist the gallows as fast as you can, Timmy!

by Princess Kevin the assassian March 21, 2011

Galloway

A term used most commonly to describe a grossly overachieving douche. Where most people settle for one extracurricular activity, a Galloway not only joins every organization on campus, he becomes president of them all. Usually seen on stage during graduation and other important all campus events, a Galloway has mastered the art of suckling the proverbial teet of the university system. Galloways do not pay for college, nor do they pay for most meals, that is the university's job after all. Most want to hate Galloways for their blatant disregard for mediocrity, but fear that ostrization will result in hating the most loved person on campus. A Galloway is the one person that you would gladly let your girlfriend sleep with, in fact, it would probably make you more popular.

"Why is that asshole always on stage during campuswide lectures...what a douche"
"Dude, shut the fuck up that Galloway has enough clout to get you expelled"

"Dude that kid is in every publication our school sends out...he must be related to someone on the board"
"Nah...he is just a Galloway"

by Austin Rutledge November 2, 2008

Galloway Township

A town in located in Atlantic County in southern New Jersey. It is the largest municipality in the State of New Jersey by total area. Galloway is home to Stockton College and during the school year, the students go into town and create mayhem at the bars in town. Absegami is the high school in town and is nothing but a shithole filled with incompetant losers. Galloway is also home to some of the worst girls known who chase after every guy they can get just so they can look good when they really look like nothing but horrible sluts. The cops in Galloway are outrageous losers, as they will pull you over just for driving past them and drag things way out of porportion and if you are black, they will likely arrest you. Town council is filled with individuals who have either been arrested or been sued. Overall, Galloway Township is the most chaotic place in south jersey and its status as having the largest total area in New Jersey always makes it no problem accomodating that.

Where did those slutty girls come from? Oh they came from Galloway Township.

Why is Galloway Township always chaotic? Because of those losers that attend Stockton College.

by bostonfan1993 September 26, 2012

galloway bird

When out shooting, when a gun shot in the general area of a passing pheasant, not definitely hitting or missing said pheasant, but the gun claiming the kill after finding a pheasant of any sex or age in the general area that said bird might of landed in as a clean kill.

I definitely shot that pheasant! I don't think you did let's go and look for the Galloway bird .

by WTS2016 December 23, 2016

Gallowboarding

Gallowboarding: when you notice that every gif or photo on the reddit Front Page is a GallowBoob post so you don't want to watch them, but you watch them all anyway because they look interesting, and then notice you lost an hour of time because he managed to get an hour's worth of 15 second gifs on the Front Page.

"fuck, I just got Gallowboarded again. Spent an hour watching every gif on the Front Page only to realize they're all from Gallowboob"

"Gallowboarding is my favorite pasime" - GallowBoob

by N8TheH8ter May 10, 2018

gellong lutheren collage

A realy shit school

gellong lutheren collage is shit

by Big chungus the great July 14, 2020