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Get the Like gazelle mug.The Leaping Gazelle astounds observers with its graceful leaps and agile movements. This remarkable creature embodies a perfect balance of power and grace, leaving a lasting impression on all who witness its breathtaking prowess. The leaping gazelle is able to grasp new heights with its outlandish vertical jump, his hand-eye coordination when it comes to athletic performance in sports is also something not seen before. Leaping gazelles not only are a freak of nature in terms of athletic performance but they are also hung like a horse, dominating every "Asian B*tch who wanted to h00k up with them" and another truly attractive target by the name of 'SAO'. Some Leaping Gazelles also make their way up the ranks to further achieve 'Stud Muffin' status. This is done through a variety of acts and courageous performances to truly prove their prowess. Acts such as hiding behind bins, getting ones ock wet whilst watching the popular children's film, 'Zootopia', and always staying drippy through a collection of cool shirts, such as "STRAIGHT OUTTA DA POOL". Once a gazelle achieves Stud Muffin rank, they are able to mate with the queen bee of the jungle, the elegant and very much wanted, Pigeon. The leaping gazelle is able to mate with the pigeon and dominate her just as a stud muffin would. Romance such as HSP dates, Movie dates, and "gm x + gn x" is something of which a stud muffin must uphold to keep the pigeon at his fingertips, ready to be satisfied by the ring of a bell.
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1. Spoken with a mock-Australian accent. Is similar in meaning to "g'day mate" except using the word gazelle.
2. Name of common urban poem.
"Gazelle Mate"
gazelle mate, brewskin,give me your answer don't.
I'm half crazy I want to bang your goat.
I can't afford a cabbage; therefore you'll have to make do with charles babbage.
But you look skeet like a poo on a stick held by a man with an extra chromosome at the door.
2. Name of common urban poem.
"Gazelle Mate"
gazelle mate, brewskin,give me your answer don't.
I'm half crazy I want to bang your goat.
I can't afford a cabbage; therefore you'll have to make do with charles babbage.
But you look skeet like a poo on a stick held by a man with an extra chromosome at the door.
by ozrine December 9, 2008
Get the gazelle-mate mug.The innocent act of skipping gracefully around without a care in the world. Most people seem to not enjoy this action when others do it as they are not graceful enough themselves to perform such an act.
by Thecakeisalie March 13, 2013
Get the Frolicking like a Gazelle mug.A gazelle is a term to describe a male who is quite feminine in terms of appearance or posture. May or may not be homosexual.
by xjustpushplay July 26, 2010
Get the Gazelle mug.Similar to the Donkey Punch. When you are having sex doggy-style, as you climax, you give your partner a short jumping uppercut to the jaw as Inner Light by Shocking Lemon plays in the background.
Ippo was having sex with Kumi-chan and, as he was about to climax, his boxing instincts kicked in, and he gazelle punched her as Takamura watched from the bushes.
by 1.1 Punch Man January 7, 2016
Get the Gazelle Punch mug.The gallop a person performs when experiencing an imminent, pressurized bowel movement while hurrying to the bathroom. It is highlighted by rigidly straight legs, a pinched buttocks, and quick, short prances.
Brian's coworkers howled as he gazelled around the corridor corner after eating the mega-spicy curry dish.
by Fancy Moses August 31, 2007
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