vocal gymnastics

A style of singing in current popular music, specifically R&B, where the singer incorporates a lot of "runs" and extra notes to showcase their vocal abilities, resulting in the singer looking like he/she is trying too hard to sound super-talented. Often accompanied by dramatic hand movements in synch with the notes being sung.

The version of "Lady Marmalade" sung by Christina Aguilera, Pink, Mya, etc. is nothing but a bunch of vocal gymnastics.

by Jo-chan February 3, 2005

Rhythmic gymnastics

Rhythmic gymnastics is one of the hardest sports with the most intense training regimen. Ballet, flexibility, strength and coordination these gymnasts need it all! The gymnasts compete in stunning leotards (usually 4) which altogether can cost over £3,000!!

Rhythmic gymnasts are easily the most talented athletes and can make catching a hoop and bending in all directions look elegant and flow beautifully in a routine!

Definitely the most underrated gymnasts in a sport which is no where near easy!!

In rhythmic gymnastics the gymnasts don't do backflips so don't even go there!!

by xx123.321xx February 27, 2017

carnal gymnastics

to have vaginal sex or "know" in the biblical sense

"did you see tom with that acrobat last night?"
"yeh, from what i heard they did carnal gymnastics all night long"

by chad michael April 14, 2008

jewish gymnastics

Using the gift of gab to avoid paying a bill.

Isaac used jewish gymnastics to avoid paying for dinner.

by Irwin R. Scheister Jr. March 25, 2016

mental gymnastics

Complex mental acrobatics done to quell one's cognitive dissonance.

That guy sure did some wild mental gymnastics just to justify his hate towards muslims.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021

wilton high school gymnastics

1. one word: hottttt
2. coolest girls you will ever meet
3. talented
4. pain, what does that mean?
5. celery celery crunch crunch....we're cool
6. the funnest team to ever be on
7. more than cool to watch---it's full of serious, driven girls

Dude, those WHS gymnasts are awesome.

by warrior April 20, 2005

vertical gymnastics

Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.

"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"

by shazkony January 14, 2014