when a guy loses all contact with his friends to spend time with his first girlfriend, which will inevitably end with him dumped and without friends
"hey man when was the last time you saw tom?"
"months ago, he has really bad first girlfriend syndrome"
"months ago, he has really bad first girlfriend syndrome"
by kvn23 April 21, 2010
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by a. fox December 9, 2008
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by lizardcult April 8, 2020
Get the Your girlfriend look like my mom mug.If you're looking this up you know very well a girlfriend is a extremely rare, legendary creature you, me, and all us boys long to find. A lucky few manage to find one, and very few times does he succeed to befriend her. Those who can't find one wither from this world, but fortunately, a cure to not having one exists. (see "memes")
Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.
So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend. It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.
Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.
So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend. It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.
Me: I'll get a girlfriend eventually.
The Void: Hey shitass, look up your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."
Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an erotic fantasy)
The Void: Hey shitass, look up your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."
Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an erotic fantasy)
by an existant of this planet January 6, 2021
Get the Girlfriend mug.1) A long distance relationship that began online, sometimes through a dating site, sometimes through meeting elsewhere. Generally, these couples nurture their romantic feelings through Skype and phone calls. They rarely get to see one another, and might date for years before meeting. Sometimes, one partner has to pretty much sacrifice everything (job, family, etc.) to move to be with his lover. These relationships rarely work out.
2) A girl you see on the side online when you're in a real life relationship. It usually starts out as an innocent friendship, with the girl serving as someone to vent to about problems with your actual girlfriend. However, it almost always turns into cheating. Most time spent with an online girlfriend will consist of talking about how much better she is than your actual girlfriend, having her help you cum, and having her trade pics with you.
3) A fictitious creature and the original definition of the word. Because it's so hard to prove otherwise, a single guy may lie and say that he's dating a girl online with whom he's simple friends or whose pics he possesses. It's a self esteem booster...until he's caught.
2) A girl you see on the side online when you're in a real life relationship. It usually starts out as an innocent friendship, with the girl serving as someone to vent to about problems with your actual girlfriend. However, it almost always turns into cheating. Most time spent with an online girlfriend will consist of talking about how much better she is than your actual girlfriend, having her help you cum, and having her trade pics with you.
3) A fictitious creature and the original definition of the word. Because it's so hard to prove otherwise, a single guy may lie and say that he's dating a girl online with whom he's simple friends or whose pics he possesses. It's a self esteem booster...until he's caught.
1) Sarah was Aaron's online girlfriend. They dated for 2 years and talked on Skype every night, but they online see one another 3 times. They eventually broke up because neither was willing to move across the country.
2) Brittany was Michael's online girlfriend. He wasn't happy in his relationship with Amanda, so he would masturbate while Brittany showed him her tits.
3) Tim was having trouble with women. When he was at the bar with some guys, he didn't want to seem like a loser, so he lied and talked about his "internet girlfriend" Jessica. He showed these guys pics he pulled off of her Instagram.
2) Brittany was Michael's online girlfriend. He wasn't happy in his relationship with Amanda, so he would masturbate while Brittany showed him her tits.
3) Tim was having trouble with women. When he was at the bar with some guys, he didn't want to seem like a loser, so he lied and talked about his "internet girlfriend" Jessica. He showed these guys pics he pulled off of her Instagram.
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