gristle gripper

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.

my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.

by bail69 January 9, 2008

Big gripper

A myocardial infarction, more commonly know as a heart attack. It is the leading cause of death all over the world for both men and women.

1. Phil won't be at the game tonight boys, he had his first big gripper yesterday.

by Stargoat January 13, 2010

tip gripper

to grip the tip of one's penis between two fingers

man those two kids are some serious tip grippers.

by P-Scrilla February 16, 2009

crystal gripper

brain washed hippies who believe different types of crystals, usually high in cost, can fix different problems in life.

see also; coping mechanism

I spent $100 on a rock today so I can post blurry photos on Instagram to show how much of a crystal gripper I am.

by Rev. Kins March 7, 2014

Young Gripper

A Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Chick-Fil-A.

Stopped by Chick-Fil-A, got myself a Young Gripper, feelin' pretty good.

by Confirmologist6969 June 11, 2020

Bar Gripper

A dump, defecation, shit or state of constipation that is so painful and so difficult to work out that one must grab the handicap bars within the stall in order to brace and provide leverage for the almost birth like pushing that is required to eventually reach the point of release.

Myron suffered from the worst case of constipation that he had ever encountered. This, combined with his severe external hemorrhoids created the perfect turd birthing storm and he went to the restroom and had a Bar Gripper until he finally released his demon turd.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015

Ground Gripper

Nasty disgusting dirty feet that someone uses to grip the ground when they walk.

Ayo shawty put them ground grippers away

by Beekmaster21 January 5, 2022