Gourmet Waffles

A code word for "second base" when txting or talking

Maggie and I had gourmet waffles the other day.

by Nikeswoosh May 25, 2011

gourmet steamer

also known as a gourmet steeamz, it consists of trapping a very classy pile of shit (..sometimes with little chunks of diamond instead of corn) trapped beneath one's covers. Often trapping some broad in a hot shit-infused ass sauna.

omg chad, please leave a nice gourmet steamer on my chest!

by johhny bigarms January 19, 2010

Gourmet Illusion

A widely used trickery in the food bizz happens when a eatery looks apealing to the eye,the servers are dressed nice, the decor looks upscale..but the food is anything but special to say the least.

This place looks great..the tables and plates are pretty cool looking but the food sucked...just another gourmet illusion! Ruby Tuesday is nothing but a damn gourmet illusion!

by ThwopKing November 24, 2009

Gourmet Shitter

Person who eats at a gourmet restaurant, dislikes the food, and clogs the toilet before leaving in disgust

I just saw a gourmet shitter in the bathroom. The toilets are now closed!

by simonthepieman2kni March 14, 2011

Gourmet Dickcheese

The finest variety of dickcheese only found under Morgan Freeman's foreskin

"Bro, I found some that gourmet dickcheese!"

"Damn, Isn't that the one found in Morgan freeman's foreskin??"

by THE_M1LKM4N August 31, 2020

Gourmet Song

A song of exceptional quality.
Thoughtfully composed, emotionally rich, and layered like a gourmet meal. It’s the kind of music that elevates all your senses. So well crafted, you don’t just hear it you taste it.

“This track? Straight up a Gourmet Song. Every note, every lyric, chef’s kiss.”

Coined by Iman, 2025.

by Chachamoola June 19, 2025

Ghetto Gourmet

Ghetto Gourmet is when you make a meal with a little bit of money but with a whole lot of flavor. Usually involves ramen noodles and foods that don't normaley go together.

Mark: man i'm hungry but theres nothing to eat
Chris: no problem homie G ill wip us some ghetto gourmet

by Tatert the tot June 2, 2017