FURP

A burp that carries such an offensive odor it is considered a fart.

Your furp stunk so badly that it made my eyes sting and my nose hairs curl.

by Hoochick October 18, 2020

furp

Non-specific term for emitting gases from your digestive system: aka either farting or burping, or both.

We both furped repeatedly

by Nissen-Victim August 16, 2023

Furpes

Oral herpes e.g. a cold sore that has been acquired by a furry.

"He's suffering from a bad case of furpes at the moment, must be the cold weather."

by Moonsire December 15, 2024

furp

when you fart and burp at the same time

Oh shit I just furped.

by 4sUP August 28, 2020

Furp

The action of farting and burping at exactly the same moment, which is rumored to stop the heart of whoever does it.

"Dude, how did Scott die?"
"He furped and his heart stopped!"

by St.RaphaelPleaseHelp December 1, 2009

Furp

Any kind of sexual act imaginable

Yo bro, tomorrow I'm going to see if she wants to furp, and maybe I can furp on her face, then furp it the back.

by FurpItFromTheBack December 7, 2024

furp

a foamy burp resulting from pounding an entire beer and having it foam up so much that foam is burped filling the belchers nose and mouth and exelling all over the place

the drinking croud's mouths were all left agape after being awstruck by the tremendous furp that followed Rralph's smooth execusion of pounding an entire 40 oz in one swift chug

by featherwood8814 August 26, 2013