Rearrange the furniture

Said when you want to leave a group or gathering to go have sex without actually saying it.

We have to go rearrange the furniture - see you in a couple hours.

by Junior's Girlfriend May 31, 2011

Ikea furniture

Lego for grown-ups

Lego costs too much so I’m gonna build ikea furniture

by Lobzer July 5, 2019

furniture movers

Usually 2 dudes in a big white box truck. They are poor but due to being trapped together all day have the best sense of humor you have ever heard. Thier boss is probably a dick whose name may or may not be Steven, fuck that dude. Dopest men you have ever met

Those 2 guys in the box truck were so funny, and good furniture movers

by Joeandtre' March 18, 2015

faece furniture

IKEA, MFI etc.

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

Food Furniture

Garnish or any part of prepared food that isn't meant to be eaten.

You don't need to eat that basil, that's food furniture.

by J. Zabel August 28, 2007

Moving the furniture

Having sex while your son or daughter is in the house.

"Last night my mom and Dave were moving the furniture all night, IT KEPT ME UP!"

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

adult furniture

Real furniture purchased or acquired post college; one of the keystone transitions to adulthood.

My nephew purchased his first adult furniture for his new apartment instead of using the concrete block and plywood tables from college.

by Golf Princess January 14, 2010