Fumping

the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP

Dude there are no bitches here and I'm so horny; let's go fumping!

by GSB55 June 27, 2009

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I'd fump her!

by Mike March 12, 2004

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i need to fump her

go fump it. i know its a dog but who cares

by BLAH June 29, 2004

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To be dumped (relationship) through the social networking platform "Facebook"

Person A notifying Person B that they no longer wish to remain in a relationship using FACEBOOK as a method of communicating the message. Being dumped on Facebook or Fumped for short.

by JonORourke May 16, 2009

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Michael: Im sorry Emma im going to fump you

by THOTKILLA July 1, 2020

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Foil-pumping, pumping a (hydro)foil surfboard. The surfer can pump the hydrofoil surfboard up and down to get from one wave to the next, or do it in completely flat water. Fumping requires a whole-body motion that looks spastically unelegant, rotating both arms synchronously while doing sit-ups.

Look at that guy fumping back to the point break.

by shipsterrr July 31, 2018

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