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door fuck

swinging open your car door violently in pursuit to cause serious injury or death
"Landon, pull up next to that cop, Freeman dared me to door fuck him!"
by wildcatluke May 1, 2010
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Doodie Fuck

When a female lays on her back on a bed with her legs open and someone (the man or someone else) defecates a massive pile of feces between the woman's legs. Then the man proceeds to smack the pile of doodie with he erect penis, ebventually flinging pieces of it in all directions. Failure to wash up afterwards can result in Doodie Dick (see definition).
Man Jocelyn is so hot I wanna Doodie Fuck her all night long.
by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011
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door fuck

1.Is a person who is a complete dickhead or an idiot :)
2.A word you say when you run into doors "doorfuck"
i was going out with a guy that was a complete door fuck.
by _cookie :) February 22, 2008
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Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
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