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fucktary

A long story about fucking an ant in his left ear.
by Pixi4u November 19, 2019
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fucktoy fleshlight

Comeback to “You’re a pussy”

Puts that common, overused line to shame, is even more timid than a shy cat and is mass-produced out of cheap plastic.

Is the most basic of sex toys for men and thus carries connotations that blow ‘pussy’ right out of the insult vulvcano.
Tennis player: “You’re a Pussy!”

Squash player: “If I’m a pussy, then YOU are my aunt’s ferret’s fucktoy fleshlight with dead batteries that she scissors with a hinged double-dildo every St Patrick’s day!”
by Hot-Cross Pun March 18, 2026
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Fuctory reset

When as a couple you've not had intimate relations for an extended period and have become anxious and/ or the mood between you is tense on account of the lack of intimacy, with the feeling that the relationship is heading down a negative path; and then you finally have initmacy and both feel much better for it, restoring the good feelings between you that there were previously in the relationship, a bit like a 'factory reset' for an adversely performing digital device.
My partner and I finally had intimacy after several weeks of drought together, it was a complete fuctory reset!
by Hughesyadaddy November 5, 2025
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