fuckeulogy

A speech or tribute in celebration of the death of someone without whom the world is a better place. Coined by John Oliver on "The Bugle" podcast.

Rather than being given a single memorial service, as one fuckeulogy wouldn't be enough, Osama bin Laden was given fuckeulogies all over the globe.

by Bugler_RichieG July 10, 2011

Fuckyoulogy

n. A combination of the classic expression of contempt - fuck you - with the word eulogy. As a eulogy is a way of praising and commending the deceased, a fuckyoulogy becomes the much sought-after antonym - a way of condemning the deceased.

Essentially, a speech or statement about a dead person that does not 'respect the dead' in the classic sense, but rather realises that if, in life, the person was a complete and utter cunt, being dead doesn't change this about them; it simply provides the world with some relief from their douchiness.

v. Fuckyoulogise

A fitting fuckyoulogy: Osama bin Laden was a right cock, and frankly I'm glad the bastard's dead.

I hated that guy; I'm not gonna eulogise him, I'm gonna fuckyoulogise him.

by TheLerxst November 12, 2011

Fuckeulogy

A speech given at a funeral for someone you could care less about and who was a shitty person when they were alive.

I can’t hang tonight, I’m busy writing a Fuckeulogy for my loser asshole pedophile uncle that just died cuz no one else wants to do it

by Girlfriday August 12, 2025