by Matt Hutson July 28, 2008

by SigENeaT November 14, 2004

by chongqing October 9, 2005

Dave: Hey tom, smell my palm.
Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!
(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!
(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
by Robbles the wise one June 14, 2011

abbreviation for 'Fucking Useless Bastard'. Said to someone who can't do anything for themselves. A low life person who might as well dance in a fire.
Dan: "Did you see that article about that woman who got stuck on the expressway during a snow storm and thought she was gonna die?"
Eddy:"Ya woman is a FUB, ya feel me?"
Eddy:"Ya woman is a FUB, ya feel me?"
by ERu07 February 22, 2013

Fat Ugly Bald Slut: A fat and ugly girl who has imaginary problems, and that caused her to shave her head for attention. She also just breaks up with guys for no reason and messes with them when they date other people
In a broader sense, its a girl that you hate that wants attention and will do almost every guy.
See Also: FUBM
In a broader sense, its a girl that you hate that wants attention and will do almost every guy.
See Also: FUBM
Brittany Dry
1. Whats Her Problem?
2. I don't know. She acts like she wants attention.
1. She's a Fubs.
Fubs. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!! I HAVE FALSE PROBLEMS!!!!! AAH!!!!!
*clap clap*
1. Whats Her Problem?
2. I don't know. She acts like she wants attention.
1. She's a Fubs.
Fubs. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!! I HAVE FALSE PROBLEMS!!!!! AAH!!!!!
*clap clap*

by foxylady_3 June 6, 2010
