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foodie porn

Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.

Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.
Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.

Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.
by Joel67 April 19, 2009
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foodie

My Aunt Rhonda sure is a foodie
by Angus Maximus April 22, 2006
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Foxie Roxie

The hottest, most bad ass chick that ever lived.
Man, that girl is one Foxie Roxie
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Fordie

Jimmy: Hey want to do a fordie?
Rob: Sure but lets do it under the table where the council can't see us
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foodie

Either a 27 year old woman with a boob job, or a gay man with a great job. Both claim to have many friends that are also foodies. They see Rachael Ray have foodgasms and expect the same from Burger King.

They spend too much money trying to emulate food celebrities they see on Bravo, and do ridiculous activities like going out in a party of 10 to a Kobe beef tasting.

Essentially, if you call yourself a "foodie", you aren't one; or you aren't what you think it means. A firefighter would not walk up to a burning building, criticize the flames, and proclaim that he and his coworkers are firefighters.
"This restaurant sucked, me and all my friends are foodies, and my steak wasn't hot enough, and there were some sea salt crystals on my bread."
by Satt Fart August 18, 2009
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Foxie

God couldn’t be physically with us so he gave us Dogs & notice Dog spelt backwards is God & they show unconditional “Love”
No matter how bad my day was Foxie didn’t care she always was happy to see us.
by FoxieJones December 8, 2019
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Foodie Call

A booty call involving the preparation of delicious food prior to sex.
Fernando always feeds me crepes after he foodie calls me, I love sex and crepes.
by Penache Tinashe December 10, 2012
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