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Team Fortress 2

The game that has a small community keeping it alive but Valve doesn't give a shit about it
Team Fortress 2 Community: please release heavy update
Valve: no fuck you
by mspaulinglookshotiwannafuckher September 15, 2021
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welcome to team fortress 2

After nine years in development hopefully it’s worth the wait

Thanks and have fun
Gaben: welcome to team fortress 2

Nebag: after nine years in development hopefully it’s worth the wait
by Fact core June 9, 2021
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Fortress

A place or object which is very important and makes you use methods to protect it.
Yo mans, get away from my car man, it's my new fortress.

Hey don't u be coming up in my fortress eating chips while my baby's mama there!
by Scotty Scott June 16, 2010
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Princess fortress

A vagina that is so beautiful when the man eats it or penetrates it the trumpets start blaring and he feels like he has just won a grand prize.
Her pussy looked so beautiful last night it was like going into a princess fortress.
by Princess gorgeous April 25, 2013
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Tetragon Fortress

TF2 but in Roblox. Useful for peeps who are mobile gamers but want to play TF2.
I can't get TF2, so i'll go play tetragon fortress.
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Forsaken Fortress

-WARNING: Read at your own risk. SPOILER ALERT!!-





The Forsaken Fortress is an area in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. After you leave from Outset Island with Tetra and her pirate crew, they launch you off to the Fortress. As you're crashing in, you lose your sword. So you're searching throughout the entire fortress, dismantling the light bokoblins and climbing slowly upward. The Forsaken Fortress is also where Link's kidnapped younger sister, Aryll, is being held. As you reach the top, you find your sword. You enter a door and *gasp*! There's Aryll. But before you can save her a giant bird grabs you and takes you to Ganondorf, who throws you back to sea where you later meet the King of Red Lions.

Later in the game, you're back at the Forsaken Fortress, and you're well prepared. You can fight off the bokoblins with your own Master Sword now, and you actually get to save Aryll. Well, the pirates do. They work on taking her back to Outset. As for you, you defeat the giant bird and meet with Ganondorf. He talks a bit and then Link tries to fight him off with the Master Sword that he acquired before returning to the Fortress. But the power to repel evil has faded away from the sword, and you get shocked by Ganondorf. Tetra comes to assist you. But Ganondorf accuses her of being Zelda. Tetra tells you to pull yourself together, being that you got shocked and all, and then she gets snatched by Ganondorf! You're still trying to pull yourself together when Quill and Prince Komali grab you and Tetra and take you both to the King of Red Lions.
Gosh darn it, I really hate the Forsaken Fortress. It's such a maze, even though it's so small.
by TheNewWindWaker March 24, 2009
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team fortress 2

a awsome game that is VERY VERY VERY ADICTING
team fortress 2 : ha im better than you wow
Wow: no way
TF2: yes way
Wow: i should die
*wow dies*
TF2:lol wat a waste
by a person that hates wow April 13, 2010
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