Florida Man

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.

Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?

by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023

Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.

Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?

by local floridian man January 11, 2023

Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.

"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020