Florian 

Florian are well known for their big intime part. big bulge is not enough to say what i taken yesterday. if you know a florian in your life ... wish you all the best.... for your ass.

i know Floflo and both north and south emisphere of his "bout du monde" ... no words... florian is the king size definition

Florian by prouti November 22, 2021

Florian 

He is the man of everyones dreams

Person 1: I cant believe i met a Florian today!
Person 2: You met one? You’re so lucky

Florian by Bootyjiggler5 June 13, 2023

Florian 

German lad who hates jews

Florian likes legs

Florian by floogal_ December 6, 2023

Florian & Claudia 

The duo to end all duos, the next motherfucking bonny and clyde kinda motherfuckers. If you cross one of them god himself will come down to fuck you up. They both are genuinely the warmest and most welcoming badasses that are alive. They generally have one charactersitic that is the polar opposite of one of the others characteristic. But they overcome that and profit from their diversity. Elon and Grimes kinda mfers tbh.

Girl A: Damn Girlb B you and your boyfriend are such a Florian & Claudia couple. You are a tankie and he is a cappie.
Girl B: Hihi I know, but we like it and now he pays his taxes not in the US but in Cuba.

Florian & Claudia by JustABiologist November 20, 2021

Florian pettla 

Flo is a very dumb and ugly person he only cares about one thing hes disgusting ans very small his girlfirend is very ugly and gives evryone hole

Omg look at him

Jes i know hes ugly its florian pettla
Omg look at that couple

Jes they are both ugly and hoes

Florian pettla by Spreadlove110 December 2, 2022

Florian Jean Martin 

Florian is a sweet and kind soul, he's always there to help you and is a sensitive person. He's the best boyfriend or friend you could ask for. He's a really amazing guy that never fails to impress me. I love my Florian Jean Martin.

Snail: "Is that a Florian Jean Martin?!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"

Florian Jean Martin by KiriBaku + Ochako Stan December 28, 2023

Jessie & Florian 

Jessie & Florian forms the best duo that has ever seen by humankind. It is the epitome of harmony and stability. Their loyalty is a blessing to all of us and we should all be grateful for their existence. Simpletons should bow to their supremacy, along to their beauty that carries envy amongst all the Gods and Goddesses of the Cosmos. Jessie & Florian should never quit each other because they are two harbingers of hope for each other, hence supporting themselves in period of tumult and doubt.

Bonus: Florian's reading of Le Petit Prince has been the greatest soporofic tool ever known to us, as it can make princezna Jessie asleep in 30 sec chrono.

Your dad: Jessie & Florian are the best duo i've seen in all my lifetime.

Jessie & Florian by NarcisseOui April 19, 2021