feinding

when you want something so much you will do anything to get it

I was feinding for some fries but all the fast food joints were closed so i broke in and cooked up a batch, the police arrested me but it was worth it.

by Taseko August 21, 2007

Finder Moment

An intense conversation that is often one-sided and emotionally volatile that continues without stopping, crescendoing without a peak or end in sight.

A long conversation that ensues about politics, banking, illegal drug use, etc. - lead mainly by one individual who continues to beat the figurative horse to death until any others involved in the conversation wish they were elsewhere. Might be referred to after-the-fact as "There he goes, again. Had another Finder Moment."

by Smmidget February 1, 2017

Findie

A term for an overly ambitious financial dominatrix.

Usual behaviors include: Being submissive in real life, obnoxiously advertising herself in inappropriate spaces, and collecting simps.

Findie: "Hello my name is Goddess Narcissus, here's my bank account, PAY ME!"
Guy: "This is a origami forum, lady. Damned findies."

by アメリカへの死 March 31, 2020

ned flanders

An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.

Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.

Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

Flandreau

Flandreau a phrase; which in the northern part of New York state means to "To Cockblock"

Meaning to prevent someone from scoring sexually.

It's believed that this reference was created in younger schools, so students wouldn't be put into trouble for saying "Cockblock".

Example - Situation (A boy is flirting with a girl, and she is falling for it);

Person 1: *Screams to the Boy* - "Get Some!"
Person 2: *Yells at person 1* - "Dude don't be such a Flandreau"
Person 1: *Screams at the Boy again* "Hey, ya' gonna tap that, ya' gonna tap that?", *Responds to person 2* "That was a Flandreau."

by Eric Calzohu July 13, 2010

whatever finds your nemo

synonomous with "whatever floats your boat"

Corey: Hey Kelly, want some of this mustard for your PB&J?

Kelly: What the hell? This is PB&J, dude...you don't use mustard...

Corey: I like it...

Kelly: Whatever finds your nemo, ya freak.

by sunnydarastagal May 11, 2010

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

by flieww February 11, 2018