Flexersize

When one goes to the gym and flexes in the mirror rather than actually working out.

ex

Guy1 - wanna come to the gym with me?
Guy2 - no, go flexersize by yourself

ex 2

Andrew - Bro I just got back from the gym, got my swoll on.
Cory - Yea I saw you Flexersizing in the mirror.
Andrew - fuck you (walks away)

by cjtherriault July 29, 2009

Flexservative

A person, the political affiliation of which, aligns with conservatism, and is willing to, and has, debated liberals on political and controversial issues, with success. This merits their ability to flex their victory and apply for the title of Flexservative. One common trait of the typical Flexservative is their massive confidence, penis, and or testicle size for men, and beauty, brain capacity, and or breast size for women. An example of a Flexservative would, among others, be Ben Shapiro.

Person A: Bro my NYU English professor on God told the whole class that Trump is a racist because he said Mexicans ain't finna cross his border and I told that nigga Trump said illegal immigrants and that Obama tried the same shit and that nigga dead kicked me out the session.
Person B: That's some Flexservative type shit.

by 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX February 8, 2019

oofgang flexer

someone who has spent over 100 dollars is roblox

some who calls you poor in roblox

BoB: dude have you heard of frank he just bought one hundred thousand robux

Jason: geez why would anyone do that he must be a oofgang flexer
Frank: yeah you think that was a bad idea now but go on roblox and in that world I win
BoB: no one is going to play roblox with you frank I know I would beat you at building a minecraft castle
Jason: yeah build battle!

by BoB YurBoi yT January 22, 2019

Pokémon Flexer

When someone keeps flexing their Pokémon to you as if they’ve won millions of dollars from them but in fact it cost them their left kidney because they didn’t leave their Nintendo in like 16 days, their organs are failing them from neglect and the police is looking for their rotten, nearly dead body, its sweaty smell protruding through the layers upon layers of axe deodorant they dared to call a shower.

#1 - Hey there!
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.

by It’s Chicken February 10, 2021

flexer

Groovy kid approx 5 foot tall with various additional features. Sells himself.

I need Flexer

by Jon's Representative on Earth September 19, 2003

boob flexer

the act of tearing a muscle in the breaticle region...

sarah: damn u played with those tities so much that i got a boob flexer
me: HEY FUCK OFF U!, dont tell me i gave u a boob flexer...chunt

by elemeno-p1 June 23, 2008

Flexer boi

A person that shoves expensive shit on ur fucking face. Just a tip if you see someone like this call them a (fuccboi_cunt)

Oh look at that cunt .flexer boi

by Gucci—flexer_lemme_get_ur_bish June 25, 2018