Frenchman’s fire hose

When you piss your full bladder into a woman’s vagina while pinning her down in missionary.

Bryce: What did you do about your girl’s chlamydia burns?
Sam: Gave her the Frenchman’s fire hose

by DogStarver April 11, 2026

Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb

The process of dipping your balls in Fireball Whisky and running them across the eyes of a passed out victim.

I gave Sue's mom a Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb when she was passed out last night.

by Chef Chefington March 31, 2017

White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.

Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals…

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.

by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023

St. Elmo’s Fire

Growin' up, you don't see the writing on the wall
Passin' by, movin' straight ahead, you knew it all
But maybe sometime if you feel the pain
You'll find you're all alone, everything has changed
Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're tryin' to break free
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire (Ooh, oooh, oooh)
Burning up, don't know just how far that I can go
(Just how far I go)
Soon be home, only just a few miles down the road
I can make it, I know, I can
You broke the boy in me but you won't break the man
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in me, burnin' in me
Just once in his life a man has his time
And my time is now, I'm coming alive

I can hear the music playin', I can see the banners fly
Feel like you're back again, and hope ridin' high
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in me
Burnin', burnin' in me, I can feel it burnin'
St. Elmo's Fire, St. Elmo’s Fire

by Death Menace May 12, 2023

even if there's a fire

Phrase used when you'll never do something, coined by Will Ferrell in Step Brothers.

I'm never gonna call him dad. Even if there's a fire

by catchfrase April 6, 2009

Where's the fire?

Where's the fire? is an expression or a catchphrase said to someone when seeing it hurrying, simply means why hurrying up. (Hurry UP).

Where's the fire? hey man go slow.

by Nabeel, January 9, 2009

Will Grigg's on fire

Northern Irish footballer Will Grigg is on fire as he scores a lot of goals. Many defences are terrified of him (including yours). Most addictive football chant.

Will Grigg's on fire,

Your defence is terrified,
Will Grigg's on fire,
Your defence is terrified,

Nananana nana na na na nananana na nana nana

by iamczech July 9, 2016