Foffer

A lurker, stalker, or a general annoyance who never goes away; also, someone who always tries to be apart of a group or conversation by physically interjecting himself without saying a word. Someone who is seemingly your third shoulder although you never talk to them, usually shown as someone who can stand behind you within 2 feet for more than a minute without you realizing it. Can also be used in verb form; to fof. If an occurance where a foffer fofs someone, it is known as a foffing.

"This foffer was totally trying to listen to what i was saying to Dave, so we moved a few feet away. He followed us though, so finally i had to glare at him to get him to leave."
"Dude, this guy was totally foffing me for super long! I didn't even realize it until i happened to turn my head and see him right over my shoulder!"
"Poor Erica, she just got a a major foffing from that creeper over there."

by Arkanian May 14, 2009

Finfer

A typo of Fingers z.z

I broke my finfers

*** I broke my FinGers

by LawlzToWawlz May 22, 2011

fifer

a bad ass that will slit yo throat in a minute
BIATCH!!!!!!

by john May 12, 2003

Fifer

An alternitave slang word for the G5 computer chips.

Dude, you just bought a fifer?

by Peter Stenland December 19, 2003

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

fifer

Arby's four for five deal. Four tempting roast beef sandwiches for only five bucks.

Drive thru lady: Wadda ya want?
Shawn: I'll take the fifer.
Drive thru lady: Come on around.

by hello world1 December 6, 2006

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003