Fubbing

The intense banging of two peoples palms that is an alternative to sexual intercourse.

Dave: Hey tom, smell my palm.
Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!
(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)

by Robbles the wise one November 16, 2011

Fobbing

Onomatopoeic verb to describe a woman pleasuring herself.

Female equivalent of "fapping"

Person 1: What's Ali doing in her room?
Person 2: Probably fobbing.

by mrRHS927 August 31, 2012

flibbing heck

expletive, popularized by those poor buggers whose parents cuffed them for swearing.

"OH FUC- FLIBBING HECK, the leafs lost AGAIN"

by Fae December 21, 2003

Fubbing

An uncomfortable moment where you bend your penis in an awkward,and usually painful, angle. Commonly occurs against a partner's pubic bone.

I was having sex with this girl, slipped out, and began fubbing against her bone.

by Understated_Guy December 30, 2016

Fobbing

the act of simultaneous penetration of a third person (male or female)by two others.

Nigel casually remarked to steve as they were fobbing.'damn my ends tight, hows yours?' steve replied, 'sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch' as they 'spit roasted' big lucy between them.

by Chin Riley July 20, 2007

Fibbin

(v.) shoving your fingers into a females rectal cavity during sex

I was fibbin Jenny last night when I had her bent over the fish tank.

by Randle Skimskims March 15, 2011

febbing

Definition of 'Masturbating or Fingering'

Oh! You are febbing again?

I will feb today.
Febbing is Jonathan's favorite things.

by TheDictoGuy November 25, 2016