faulty minded

When one's mind is full of fuck.

"Hey dude. Saba said he is faulty minded."
"Yeah man. His brain is fried from all the drugs."

by Circadian77 June 6, 2017

Faulty D

When you're trying to blow it, and it just won't explode.

I threw down my dynamite, but nothing happened. Must have been a faulty D!

by Rupples January 17, 2018

faulty fingers

When you are about to fingerblast a bitch to investigate the safety of her pussy in preparation for fuckage.

Cole: I had a bad case of faulty fingers when I hooked up with Alexa.

Logan: Let me find out!

by Alexabastttttt February 24, 2018

faulty as fuck

Definition of FAULTY + AS FUCK.

So FAF for short.
Taking faulty to the next level!

That is just faulty as fuck

by Sophiesometimes March 26, 2022

Faulty Powers

Having a conversation for a noticeable amount of time then

Realizing the conversation is about two completely different subjects.

Pronunciation is key here.
For example a friend asks “hey did you ever see faulty towers” but the other friend hears “hey did you ever see Austin powers.”

Naturally, “faulty powers” has occurred.

by Faulty powers July 15, 2022

Faulty Highground

A Faulty Highground is a moral highground hastily thrown together in an attempt to make the opponent look worse or to make oneself feel superior morally.

Cathy had criticized a friend of hers for dark humor, though she had partaken in the same type of humor with him. She had built herself a "Faulty Highground".

by TotallyNotBambi September 25, 2023

Janky Faulty

An extremely mean thing that an extremely mean and generally all around fucked up person does.

"Susan and I went to a hotel last night and she only sucked it for a five minutes...shit I paid $79.99 for that room!" "Damn dude thats janky faulty!"

by Gloria Allie June 11, 2006