The best fucking sport ever invented.
The sport were you circle around the neighbeourhood on an ATV with a harpoon/ shotgun mercilussly hunting any fat kid you may see. This is called Urban fat kid hunting.
Rural fat kid hunting is when you leave a peice of cake in the woods then leave for an hour then come back on an ATv and a shotgun, by then all the fat kids within 500 nautical miles will have picked up the cake's scent and will be wanderng through the woods. Rural fat kid hunting makes for a damn good huntin.
The sport were you circle around the neighbeourhood on an ATV with a harpoon/ shotgun mercilussly hunting any fat kid you may see. This is called Urban fat kid hunting.
Rural fat kid hunting is when you leave a peice of cake in the woods then leave for an hour then come back on an ATv and a shotgun, by then all the fat kids within 500 nautical miles will have picked up the cake's scent and will be wanderng through the woods. Rural fat kid hunting makes for a damn good huntin.
Come on Jim if we don't go fat kid hunting now the fat kids i'll eat each other fighting over the cake, and that doesn't make for damn good huntin'.
by Matt Evening May 25, 2007
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The fat kid that lives inside of you that screams with forceful delight whenever in the presence of sweets or baked goods. Your fat kid soul urges you to consume anything with high caloric content from sugars, demands large bites, and cannot be bothered by plates or utensils. Do not feed the fat kid soul fruits unless they are dipped in chocolate or paired with whip cream.
My diet was going strong this week until my fat kid soul manifested and I gorged myself on a sleeve of thin mints.
by psully June 27, 2019
Get the fat kid soul mug.Most commonly jean shorts that are worn below the waste however not as far as wigger level, simply lazzily and finish at about the ankles. Obviously worn by overweight males, normally caucasin children.
Dude, that kid over there is wearing Fat Kid Shorts, u can't even see his ankels just his ass and shoes.
by Jeremy Becker March 18, 2007
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by The OraKILL December 4, 2007
Get the Fat kid stick mug.A young man with the skin tone of actual fat in its purest form. Flabby, chubby, with actual breasts. No muscle, braces and a voice that is like that of a 5 year old girl. Clearly in its prepubescent state. This young man has no athletic talent or skill whatsoever and a lack of intelligence is also clear. To hide his chubby face and pink breasts this young man will use his parents money to buy clothes to add to his foolish idea of style. His wardrobe spans from the most 'Ed Hardy' of all Ed Hardy sweaters to tight black Kappa track suite. In addition to these articles of clothing is the piece that made him famous, a tight pink polo shirt that just looks horrible. This young man rounds of with having no integrity, no ambition, and just wasting the worlds time.
Dustin and kyle walk up beside a Fat kid in a polo. Dustin says," Hey Kyle, turn around and check out that 'Fat kid in a polo'" Kyle turns around, makes eye contact, looks him up and down, and deliberately laughs at him. He then turns around to Dustin and says," What a fag..."
by ThingsIRegretIn2024 May 11, 2010
Get the Fat kid in a polo mug.Fat Kid Syndrome is a very common disease among young to middle aged men/boys which causes one to break out in proclamations of love for any member of the preferred sex showing the slightest bit of attention and/or infatuation. Therefore leading to immense heartbreak and or sudden pains in the lower abdomen symptoms include various pictures of said adored person posted throughout their myspace profile, extreme desperation such as exchanging affection and "love" through imaginary and e-relationships, and loss of time attempting to swoon said person resulting in loss of friends and being kicked out your band
by Ridgeway Maker December 21, 2007
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