facedick

The most annoying someone or something that you know.

Scott:You know that Devin kid?
Rick: Yeah, he's such a fucking facedick.

This videogame is impossible, it's so annoying! It' such a facedick!

by BigRig January 8, 2009

Fachieve

A moldy crust that grows from the base of a penis and is gray

Dude I haven't washed my penis in two weeks I'm starting to grow fachieve.

by undercheese October 16, 2009

Fachi

Commonly used as the word for face in Italian. Has become slang to mean ones whole essence or being, excluding the butt (aka anti-fach)

Move your fachi.
That girl has an ugly fachi.

by Marlena Griffin January 30, 2004

facedicking

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.

"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.

by facedicker December 9, 2008

Fachri Ramadhan

GOD

average person: who is Fachri Ramadhan?
Elon musk: GOD.

by lajjaD June 15, 2019

Facediarrhea

The almost-convulsive act of posting a lot of random or related posts on Facebook all within the span of minutes.

The other day I noticed that Shirley (in memory of Leslie Nielsen who died yesterday) after having drank 4 cups of coffee spent most of her morning suffering from Facediarrhea, making all kinds of posts about nothing that made any sense. Maybe she shouldn't be allowed on Facebook any longer, since we are suffering from it as well.

by Facefocker December 2, 2010

fahdil

Fat arab. Takes money, eats much candy

You see that pig over there, his name is fahdil

by Finkler_16 March 22, 2018