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facebook whore

Either a girl or guy who adds everyone under the sun so that it looks like they have a ton of friends, but in reality they just look stupid because they don't actually know any of them. This said person with a ton of "friends" often has no real friends and no one really likes them because they are fake. They also like to creep on these people they don't know. Guys are the worst because they will facebook chat, message, and comment on pictures of girls they don't even know...LOSERS. Some facebook whores will even post pictures of themselves that are slutty so they can get attention to feel better about themselves. They shoudl just rejoin myspace and quit being annoying to all the normal people who use facebook correctly.
Whore: "Omg I added that kid on facebook yesterday."
Person: "So don't you know him?"
Whore:"ummm, no...I just wanted to creep on him."
Person: "Wow, that's pretty lame..you're a facebook whore. In fact, I don't even really like you."
by getareallife May 6, 2011
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Facebook Whore

A person who consumes most of their time, if not ALL of their time on the internet website facebook.com. These people have postings 300 times a day or more. They often use multiple application. The comment on everything they see. They rarely spend time with their families and if they do, they will have some sort of communication device with them at all time so they do not miss anything.
Honey seriously, can you stop updating your Facebook while we are having sex, you are such a Facebook Whore!
by The Whore's Man February 1, 2010
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facebook whore

Either a girl or guy who adds everyone under the sun so that it looks like they have a ton of friends, but in reality they just look stupid because they don't actually know any of them. This said person with a ton of "friends" often has no real friends and no one really likes them because they are fake. They also like to creep on these people they don't know. Guys are the worst because they will facebook chat, message, and comment on pictures of girls they don't even know...LOSERS. Some facebook whores will even post pictures of themselves that are slutty so they can get attention to feel better about themselves. They shoudl just rejoin myspace and quit being annoying to all the normal people who use facebook correctly.
Whore: "Omg I added that kid on facebook yesterday."
Person: "So don't you know him?"
Whore:"ummm, no...I just wanted to creep on him."
Person: "Wow, that's pretty lame..you're a facebook whore. In fact, I don't even really like you."
by getareallife May 6, 2011
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Facebook-Whore

Someone who is obsessed with Facebook (usually a girl) it is rare for them to be offline. Facebook-Whores usually have a Facebook app on their phone, so they can easily check newsfeed, create new status's, add pictures ect. They usally don't have anything to do besides look at random peoples pictures, info,wall ect.
Sarah: "Mary is such a Facebook-Whore!"
Emily: "I know! She is always looking at random peoples stuff.."
by pseudonymousne phyn August 1, 2011
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Facebook Whore

Somebody who posts numerous statuses/pictures just to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.
Deb: Did you see Ashley's posts last night about her getting engaged, being pregnant and eating delicious pizza?

Leif: Yes, she's a Facebook Whore.
by xxLGEND24xx April 9, 2013
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Facebook Whore

a person who comments on EVERYTHING and lurks on every possible status, picture, album, etc.
by nicole carnevale May 24, 2011
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facebook whore

A person who meets people on facebook, and then hooks up with them. In contrast to facebook stalker.
Jess is such a facebook whore. She keeps hooking up with all these guys she met on facebook!
by littlestranger November 7, 2006
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