Funky Share definition Flag 1: Of someone (specifically a man) who's attractive or cute, especially in a provocative manner. It's basically a synonym for "fine".2: Smelling bad.3: Bad or trashy. 4: Cool 1: Blake Griffin is so funky!! (fine)2: Why does your poop always smell so funky?.3: She a funky-ass bitch. 4: Woah, your swimming pool looks funky!! Funky by Zeedavis October 23, 2018