fucking fuck ton

A fucking fuck ton is a measurement far greater than any other measurement it is an infinite amount of fuck tons more than a fuck ton, it goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and so on.

A measurement used to describe how much you love your soulmate.

I love you a fucking fuck ton.

by FuCkEdUp February 9, 2023

What the fucking fuck!!!!!!

Derives from the German word "frichen" , which means to strike. It is considered vulgar, and is most often associated with those in fustration.

Where is it? What the fucking fuck!

by Nick December 21, 2004

Fucking fuck

Fucking fuck - beating the shit out of zoophiles

I’m going to fuck up some fucking fucks and fuck them the fuck up fuck.

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 12, 2022

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

fucking fucker fuck

Not to be confused with fucking fucker, although it means basically the same thing. The extra 'fuck' is thrown in for good measure. Usually preceded by 'fuck you'.

Mike: Hey man, I just banged your mom, stole all your possessions and burned down your house.

Jim: Fuck you, you fucking fucker fuck!

by Nitemarish September 2, 2009

Holy Fucking Shit Fuck

The proper response when one witness something of an incredible caliber that happened by chance or is just fucking awesome.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK, there’s a dolphin riding that subway train!"

by eshady08m March 31, 2009

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021