Morning flagpole

Waking up with an erection at summer camp.

I was dreaming about jen and Melanie at the lake and I woke up with a morning flagpole

by Scuba_steve August 26, 2018

flagpole

The classic place for two opponents to meet for a fight.

1. "Meet me at the flagpole, 3 o'clock. We'll work out our difficulties."

2. "Excuse me, I have an appointment at the flagpole."

by Berzerkley April 20, 2008

flagpole

typically before a blowjob; when a girl is kneeling in front of a guy she’s about to dome, and he smacks his dick both ways across her face, back and forth, by twisting his hips side to side.

guy 1: bro, she let me flagpole and then i facefucked her so hard.

guy 2: dude, that’s so sick. i wish my girl would let me do that.

by trevdaddy11 September 7, 2019

Flagpole

n. An erect penis.

Come on dear! climb on top the flagpole tonight!

by 70's guy April 20, 2006

Flagpole sit-up

The act of attempting to suck ones own penis.

Steve was so embarrassed when his wife walked in on his attempt to do a flagpole sit-up.

by Ernie Shansen August 20, 2017

rainy flagpole

Hand job given to another person under a table or desk.

Since flags are supposed to be hauled down during rain a flagpole under a protective cover would protect a flag from the rain. Since a flagpole could be an analogy for a penis a penis under a table/desk could be likened to a flagpole protected from the rain - 'rainy flagpole'.

Prudence totally gave me a rainy flagpole during the morning meeting.

by Bucko McCane March 29, 2009

Liberian flagpole

A word used to describe the massive length and girth of an individual's penis. This particular individual would be a native of Liberia.

A Liberian flagpole can measure anywhere from 9 inches to approximately 11 feet soft.

"Look at that guy's dick. I mean that thing is a Liberian Flagpole."

by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018