He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!
by The secret grafter November 8, 2020
Get the Five minute nathanmug. "Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"
by Bronhill August 25, 2021
Get the Five-Minute-Jobmug. by Twisted Monster   February 27, 2021
Get the Five Minutes Of Famemug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutesmug. 2.40 am
G: Baby you have to sleep
A: five minutes…
G: ok fine
3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?
G: Baby you have to sleep
A: five minutes…
G: ok fine
3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
Get the Five minutesmug. Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
by m.slaty December 2, 2021
Get the five more minutesmug. Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool  June 9, 2025
Get the Five minutes and five brains latemug.