faguette

Pronunciation: ˈfa-gət

Origin: French

Rhymes with -

baguette | faggot | maggot

1) A rainbow baguette

2) A frenchman

3) A gay man

4) The guy breathing down your neck at the Target Self-Checkout line

5 a) Someone who cuts you off in traffic

b) Someone who is a sloooooow driver

6) your best friend

ex) -- a rainbow baguette

**enter a bakery that you normally wouldnt step foot in, but gf is sick asked you to go across town to pick up a VERY specific bread for GOD knows why and now you step up to order**

Baker: "Hello, step on up. How can I help you?"

You: "I would like ONE faguette, please."

ex2) -- a frenchman

**You see man with mustache in beret, white-and-black broad-horizontally-striped shirt, and white pants holding a baguette**

You: "AY, FAGUETTE!"

ex3) -- gay man

**Two guys making out and check geo-location to notice you're not in a 50mi radius of San Francisco**

You: "AY, BROKE-BACK FAGUETTES!"

ex4) -- guy breathing down neck...

**Man standing too close behind/You can feel all 98.6 degrees F of him on your neck**

**Appropriately shove him**

You: "AY, FAGUETTE! BACK TF UP! You breathin down my neck!"

ex 5a) -- get cut off

**man driving POS Honda weaves thru traffic like its GTA V and cuts you off**

You: "you Fucking FAGUETTE!"

ex 5b) -- too slow... he's a Sid

**left lane is going - JUST slow enough to make you want to switch over, but JUST fast enough that the next lane seems like it would just add more minutes to your drive."**

You: "MOVE! You FUCKING faguette"

ex6) -- BFF

**You pull up to buddy's house with a cold case of Modelo and you smell the grill in the back**

You: "Ayyyyyyyy... wassup you fucking faguette! Here FOO~ ITS MODELO TIME!!! "

by thnc1122 May 30, 2025

faguette sandwich

Any sandwich that has conventional ingredients replaced with want-to-be gourmet crap instead.

"I simply ordered swiss on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mustard...what I got was some faguette sandwich with smoked goat cheese, arugula and caramelized pear on a cebolla roll...lame"

by sandspit October 9, 2009

French Faguette

When someone is being a lame or otherwise a bitch. A play on words of the classic French bread and the slur for homosexuals.

"Hey is Julian gonna come over and chill?

"Nah man he's being French Faguette"

by HIKMNO January 11, 2019

French Faguette

a faggot from France. Is usually named Donato.

Me: Bro you're a French faguette
Donato: 😢

by hoogashakahoogahooga October 27, 2019

flying faguette

The name given to a person who has ascended to full gayness. Their blood is pumping with sperm and cannot be defeated. They are truly terrifying and being called a faggot increase there power.

Wow my friend Carson is a flying faguette

He must be extremely gay

by You have been Game Ended October 27, 2019

The Faguette

When two gay men put a baguette in the freezer and wait untill it's rock hard, than proceed to use it to penetrate each other's simultaneously, than after it has thored out one or both men proceed to eat the Faguette

Hey do you want to do the Faguette tonight?
I don't like Faguette's.
We do the Faguette all the time

by coop-meme December 13, 2022

fagguette

The same definition as faggot but for a French dude.

(In a French accent) what a fucking fagguette man

by Joe Strechinger March 5, 2017