evil smurf

A sexual act involving choking one's partner until their face begins to turn blue and then ejaculating on their head, thus simulating the white smurf hat.

Hey Bob, I gave your wife an evil smurf while you were in that meeting!

by The Phantom Definer January 27, 2005

Evill Sarge

often used as a type of split personality he tends to latch on to people and makes them laugh with his insane but true theories with his humorous ways he is also a lover only one person can win him over and that is for him to decide and that is Kayla, his goddess, that can only make him truly happy

Evill sarge says "You've Been Clowned"

by Inuroko December 20, 2010

Evil Smile

The characters used to express naughtiness of evil intention when on the net.

"3y3 pwnz3d j00 >:)"

"heh heh heh >:)"

by Qw33n Kuma November 13, 2003

evil stepmother

the worst person in the world they are a total bitch,rude, evil (duh)..etc

you: ugh i have to go to the evil stepmothers house today!

friends:awww poor you

by maximumride October 23, 2013

The Evil Side

East Side San Jose

dont go there dumbass

by yanar June 2, 2004

Resident Evil Series

What started out as an amazing survival horror game, in which you played as Chris Redfield or Jill Valentine in order to try to escape a zombie filled mansion. The series got even more awesome with the release of Resident Evil 2, which starred Leon S. Kennedy and Claire Redfield; you must control these two in order to escape Raccoon City and save Sherry Birkin. The Series got a little worse upon the release of Resident Evil 3, but at least this game stuck to the normal camera views and had actual fucking zombies in it. Now we're getting into some shit with Resident Evil 4, because while this game was fun and still is fun to this day, it is a major disgrace to the series. Resident Evil 5 is just another generic action shooter... nuff said. and last but not least the shittiest of them all... Resident Evil 6... This game is an action shooter to say the least.. With no puzzles, no scares, and what irritates me the most is no stand still shooting.. (like 1-5) Resident Evil has had it's fair share of shit spin offs and its fair share of good ones, so i'm not even gonna get into that.

Also there are some pretty shitty movies out. These do not include Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, or any of the animated movies.

Resident Evil Series in a Nutshell

Douche Dick: Hey wanna go play Resident Evil 6, it'll be fun we can solve all the puzzles and get really scared.

Fred: Fuck no, and fuck you... I'll play Resident Evil 2.

by Capone479 September 3, 2013

Evil Sex

Sex that is evil.

I got some evil sex and now that shit is burnin.

by ShaunJaun December 19, 2011