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That De-Escalated Quickly

When something shocking happens and someone reaction escalates quickly, but then they dial it back almost immediately.
Me: I have more followers than you now, lol.
Brandy: WHAT THE FUCK
Brandy: At least I have more than Joseph lol.
Me: That de-escalated quickly.

North Korea: We gonna bomb Guam!
U.S : YOU WILL BE MET WITH FIRE AND FURY!!!
Both Countries: *sit around doing nothing, with the occasional empty threat*
Me: That de-escalalated quickly.
by Lumby_Jack September 17, 2017
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Escalade

Is a top-of-the-line full-size luxury SUV manufactured by General Motors under the Cadillac Marque. The Current generation Escalade/ESV and EXT are built using the GMT-900 platform using an IMPRESSIVE Vortec 6.2L V8 delivering 409 BHP @ 417 Ft. LB. of Torque the Escalade/ESV/EXT trio are the MOST powerful and successful SUVs/SUT ever produce by General Motors.

SOME body panels are share between the Chevrolet Tahoe, Suburban and Avalanche and GMC Yukon and Yukon XL Yukon/Yukon XL Denali. HOWEVER, No interiors are share between the entry-level Chevrolet and GMC versions.

Some Features exclusive to the Cadillac Escalade trio are Autobeam HID and LED headlights, Magnetic Ride Control sensors and cooled and heated cup holders.

The top-of-the-line-trim GMC Denali package versions feature SELECTED similar details enhacing its appearance. A number of features, engine size and number of safety airbags commonly found in the Cadillac versions can also be found in the Denali package.

The Escalade is the most hated luxury SUV in the world by poorly uneducated and immature idiots who CANNOT afford it and choose to compare it to the cheaper Tahoe, Suburban, EXT Yukon or Yukon XL or as a "Nigger car" "pimp car " or "drug car" vehicle due to it's popularity in Rap music videos and shows like The Sopranos.

The most hated comments come from the assholes who drive current-to-date UNDERPOWERED Navigators and Range Rovers and those who will NEVER be able to afford not even an used one.
Logan: Fred got himself a new ride after the many headaches with his Range Rover HSE.

Joseph: Yep, it's the new Escalade. A great choice. Dumping that Hindu-owned-wanna-be-SUV clunker was a GREAT idea.
by GM Co. July 31, 2009
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escalame

the feeling expressed when coming upon a broken escalator, which renders it a set of stairs.
the escalator is still broken? that is so escalame. let's find the elevator.
by madison7 October 24, 2005
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Cadillac Escalade

That Cadillac Escalade could woop your piece of shit's ass in a luxury car show.
by Cadillac Princess May 5, 2008
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eScapade

An intimate journey/quest under the influence of e. Such an experience involves hours of intimate hugging, cuddling, and group soul searching.
A: "Wow, that was an epic eScapade last night. I think I fell in love with everybody."

B:" Yeah man, you were rolling face...did you find heaven?"
by cuddlepanda34 December 16, 2010
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escalade

someone who is manufactured, fake, and or lies alot.
you are such an escalade
by arielle May 8, 2004
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escapades

noun

a large scale adventure involving whisk & trees
i had some escapades today, cimbing trees & making fudge brownies out of whisk!
by Angelica & Drew July 1, 2008
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