Dude, I totally just EMSed - I totally just masturbate
*Lame joke told* "Go EMS right now! not even kidding, now!" - "Go Fuck yourself!"
*Lame joke told* "Go EMS right now! not even kidding, now!" - "Go Fuck yourself!"
by Chlorine Is Poisonous December 01, 2013
In reply to someone where a smart-assed comment is to be expected: You could say EMS Eat My Shorts. Another like reply would be BM Bite Me. I didn't see that last one on your site either.
by Ossy October 10, 2009
the most sweetest most adorable girl to ever exist. She is a complete princess and is just all around baby. Shes very kind and loving and is the best girl to be around.
by LILDICKBISH777 April 25, 2020
Excessive Masturbatory Syndrome
When one masturbate's frequently often at a minimum of six times a day. Often times these individuals often pass up actual sex in order to masturbate.
When one masturbate's frequently often at a minimum of six times a day. Often times these individuals often pass up actual sex in order to masturbate.
Tamara: Hey Tom wanna go out on a date tonight and maybe get laid after?
Tom: Na it's ok I still have to EMS 3 more times tonight.
Tom: Na it's ok I still have to EMS 3 more times tonight.
by MHowza August 09, 2014
Early Morning Spray-The morning shits that one gets after a long night of drinking. Usually plagues you while in your first class of the day and lasts until you start drinking again.
by somf March 24, 2010
A term in Alnwick meaning a tart/hussy; this is the type of girl that enjoys annoying lad's girlfriends... This girl pretends she is clever when really, she is scum. She enjoys hanging around subways with vast quantities of cheap booze, she thinks she is amazing.
by Whogivesa April 22, 2008