EMS

Emergency Masturbation Secession
To masturbate; To Fuck oneself

Dude, I totally just EMSed - I totally just masturbate

*Lame joke told* "Go EMS right now! not even kidding, now!" - "Go Fuck yourself!"

by Chlorine Is Poisonous December 1, 2013

EMS

Eat My Shit

BOB: Hey Sally your ugly.
SALLY: STFU BOB EMS !

by poontown July 15, 2010

EMS

Eat My Shorts

In reply to someone where a smart-assed comment is to be expected: You could say EMS Eat My Shorts. Another like reply would be BM Bite Me. I didn't see that last one on your site either.

by Ossy October 10, 2009

Emeli

the most sweetest most adorable girl to ever exist. She is a complete princess and is just all around baby. Shes very kind and loving and is the best girl to be around.

emeli is a friggin princess

by LILDICKBISH777 April 25, 2020

EMS

Excessive Masturbatory Syndrome

When one masturbate's frequently often at a minimum of six times a day. Often times these individuals often pass up actual sex in order to masturbate.

Tamara: Hey Tom wanna go out on a date tonight and maybe get laid after?

Tom: Na it's ok I still have to EMS 3 more times tonight.

by MHowza August 10, 2014

EMS

Early Morning Spray-The morning shits that one gets after a long night of drinking. Usually plagues you while in your first class of the day and lasts until you start drinking again.

Derek-Oh god, I have the worst EMS right now. I need to get to the bathroom.

by somf March 24, 2010

Ems

A term in Alnwick meaning a tart/hussy; this is the type of girl that enjoys annoying lad's girlfriends... This girl pretends she is clever when really, she is scum. She enjoys hanging around subways with vast quantities of cheap booze, she thinks she is amazing.

"That Ems is a total whore"

"She is a complete Ems!"

by Whogivesa April 22, 2008