european walk

When instead of crossing the street in a straight fashion, you cross in a diagonal fashion, like how some of the crosswalks in Europe are.

Instead of crossing the street straight, Bob decided to do a European walk, to save time, and to look European.

by P-Dogg reppin da P-Unit March 19, 2007

European Coughdrop

a sexual position that needs 3 people to complete successfully. First, there is a man suspended over a bed using an over-complicated system of pulleys. This man has dipped his balls in some sort of spice concoction such as, pepper, cumin, salsa etc... There is a man operating the pulleys, preferably nude. He is standing off to the side of the bed. There is a woman on the bed, either blind-folded or legally blind, whose mouth is lined up with the suspended man's balls. When the 2 men are ready, the pulley operator jerks the pulleys up and down, causing the suspended man to hit his balls rapidly on the face of the feeble unsuspecting victim. She begins coughing from a combination of spices and lack of oxygen.

Chuck: Dude lets go do a European Coughdrop on Sarah!
Dale: Alright bro, I got my pulleys!
Chuck: Sweet!

by stinkymeatball June 19, 2009

European Breakfast

When you have a black coffee and a cigarette on your balcony in your tiny apartment somewhere in the city or in your huge house in the countryside.

“Hey Sebastian, you wanna have some breakfast the european way?”
“Yeah man I’d love some european breakfast!”

by Snailyboy May 6, 2022

European wetback

A person from Spain or Portugal, and perhaps Eastern Europe too. Just like their counterparts, the traditional Mexican wetback, the European wetback doesn't speak English, steals public services, commit lots of crimes and probably doesn't have his papers. A general burden on American society.

Those fucking European wetbacks are ruining the neighbourhood with their lazy and filthy customs.

by 8 American Bloke March 19, 2011

European Dream

'European Dream' is an expression that describes the objective that Europe strives for today.

For example: 'The dream of becoming a multicultural nation.'

My youth was the 'European Dream' that Europe strives for today.

by Barbara Gauss October 27, 2005

European Disconnect

How people in Europe cannot understand American mannerisms or humor. They find offense in American friendly taunting. Very noticeable in online gaming

American "Ha! Whupped your ass!"
European "Why do you mock me and denigrate my abilities?"
American "FAG!"
European "I am not a cigarette"
American "But you love cock!"
European "You are insane, where is the admin?"
American "Damn European Disconnect"

by furiousfunk February 23, 2011

European Popsicle

When a male wraps a ice pack around his penis for 10 minutes, fucks a girl in the ass, then has the girl suck his penis.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a European popsicle last night!

by Sunshine 69 April 8, 2009