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Estrogen Barrier

A barrier that surrounds many high school girls who are too attached to their female friends. Due to the fact that they are constantly surrounded by judgemental girlfriends (who may or may not be giggling), it proves difficult to ask out said girl due to the excess of females surrounding her. Thus the estrogen barrier.
Guy 1: "God damn! How am I supposed to ask out Alicja when she's got her estrogen barrier up?!"

Guy 2: "I hear that the best time to get those women is just before they go to bed at night, or RIGHT after they get out of the shower. Any other time and you're fucked.
by Guy 3 February 4, 2009
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estrogen resonance

When multiple women have their periods synced at the same time. The PMS resulting from this can often be deadly for nearby males. This phenomenon is analogous to physical wave resonance.
"Did you hear about the estrogen resonance the field hockey team has been having lately? I hear it has killed at least five men."
by aeroshire March 31, 2010
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Estrogen Fart

A fart so thick and eggy, that it smells like it could have only been a female who dropped it. This is mainly due to the estrogen-enriched nature of the scent cloud. (Note: Men are capable (albeit a rarity) of dropping estrogen farts).
I was browsing the internet when Brad dropped an extremely thick estrogen fart that made me question if a woman was in the room.
by Darbis June 14, 2010
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estrogen-based lifeform

Susan is an estrogen-based lifeform.
by infamouscow September 29, 2010
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Estrogen Democracy

Steps taken by a woman to resolve First World Problems, often related to personal appearance. A private decision, it must be made public and taken to a majority vote by her friends, via social media.
Example: Mary wants to change her hair from blonde to brunette. She posts her intentions via Facebook status and anxiously awaits the results of estrogen democracy.

Her friend Nancy and Aunt Flo quickly vote YES... but only for the 'Chestnut-Auburn-Cape Cod-Brown' seen in seasons 18-27 of Sex and The City as Carrie goes through her "independently sexual" phase.

But an overnight vote of Jill, Jane, and Mary's gay friend Chad from Bally's are an emphatic 'NO'. They all cite Mary's skin tone and eyebrow shade in the northern hemisphere between the hours of 1 to 3 pm.

Two for 'YES. Three for 'NO'. Mary buys ice cream and a pulsating shower head.
by oiwbTEG8 January 6, 2012
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estrogen dose

noun : a synonym for WOMAN. connotation is contextual.
"Am I the only estrogen dose?" - Kaki King @ Nugroove 08.06.05
by MarsIllHead January 24, 2008
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Estrogen Ocean

When a female body is producing so much estrogen she begins to cry at odd times of the day or during an activities she usually doesn't cry during.
Kendra: I never cry during a movie.
Nate: Ok. Well just in case, here is the tissue box.
*Mid Flim*
Kendra: *Sobbing* I don't know why I am crying.
Nate : Stop being an estrogen ocean. This isn't even a crying part.
by CarnageOHCarnage November 14, 2012
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