eggman theory

The eggman killed John Lennon. The eggman is Yoko Ono who was right beside John Lennon when he died... yet was never harmed.

Yoko Ono (eggman); a killer.

Yoko Ono's crazy voice escalated her into psychosis which lead her to become the eggman.

The eggman theory proved yoko ono wrongly

by hustla brap March 10, 2008

eggman b

eggman b is a youtuber that makes very low quality and crappy memes he is friends with Jolten,DanielDoesStuff,DiddleWiddle,PewDiePie,Skrampie, And EggmanB

Person1:Lol did u see eggman b's new video it sucked
Person2:ikr his videos are so bad even Jolten is better than him

by Jolten October 6, 2018

Eggman.exe

Eggman.exe is the third victim to die by Sonic.exe in a stage called nothing but "..." with no chance of fighting back at all.

Someone: Exes keep appearing behind me
Someone: Eggman became Eggman.exe...
Someone: *turns around*
Someone: Oh nothing i need to take this off brand cursed sonic CD out.

by fred boi July 12, 2022

Dr. Eggman

A fat old guy from the sonic video game series that is always making robots. He is most likely to 1), get an evil plan, 2), attempt to enslave some legendary power that only he's ever heard of, 3), lose control of said power, and then 4), exclaim that he can't believe he's lost control of said power... then get owned by sonic.

Dr. Eggman is at it again, this time he tried to enslave satan.

by Haywood Jabloemi December 18, 2009

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, more commonly known as Dr. Eggman, is the main antagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog video game series. Sporting an IQ of 300, the Doctor's ambition is to take over the planet and establish the Eggman Empire. His plans have been so far thwarted by Sonic & friends, or Robotnik's own plans backfiring on him. In the past Robotnik would rely solely on his robots, called Badniks, to defeat Sonic and aid in his gathering of the Chaos Emeralds, which are seven extremely powerful gems, to conquer the world. More recently however, the Doctor has deviated from using armies of robots and instead attempts to unleash various mythical beasts and/or gods to help in his takeover of the planet. These sorts of schemes are the ones to backfire, as Robotnik can't seem to control what he has awoken for very long. The Doctor will then usually choose to flee or assist Sonic & friends in defeating the monster.

"I am Dr. Robotnik, the greatest scientific genius in the world!" - Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik

"Success! A brilliant success! Eggmanland will finally come to be!" - Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik

by citizenjoe100 April 8, 2011

Dr Eggman

A fatass man who wants to rape or eat a blue hedgehog.

Dr Eggman is a bitchass motherfucka who rapes children and hedgehogs.

by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022

Dr Eggman

His full name is Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik. Dr Robotnik has an IQ of 300 which he uses to kill animals and attempts to drill a hole in Sonic’s forehead. Sometimes he gets creative and once even shot up an entire forest for shits and giggles. He then spent 55 minutes laughing about it and also he finds glee in emaciating animals by shoving their asses into cages and locking them. He also eats 299 eggs every day to keep his Eggman size.

Sonic: Dr Eggman, you won’t get away with this
Dr Eggman: jokes on you fucktard I already planted a bomb in the orphanage.

Sonic: not if I believe in my friends
*gun shots*
Dr Eggman: sonic is no more

by Trumpthecoolkidswagger March 19, 2019