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Durham tidy munch

"My wife loves it when I give her a Durham tidy munch"
by yessahh August 20, 2008
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Durham Middle School

A suburban middle school fit for a bunch of wannabe gangsters, homophobes (vocal or not), and gays
A school were you can't give your suffering friend a hug because it violates an arbitrary touch rule.
A school that has no such thing as confidentiality.
A school that gives its kids panic attacks and doesn't bat an eye so long as they get that sweet, sweet A from them.
A school where you can get suspended for getting beat up because 'you must've provoked this person'.
A school where students get death threats from other students and are afraid to say anything due to fear of being ridiculed for your sexuality.
A school that couldn't be bothered to make more than a half-assed, glitchy, pathetic excuse for a website when they know full well that some students will have to rely on it for the full length of a global fucking pandemic.
A school that's one good act for any of its students is to make sure that a place like this never allowed to run again.
"I go to Durham Middle School"
"Oh my god, I am so sorry. This a dark period in your life but just know that it gets better. If you need anything just ask."
by HomogenousLoser January 6, 2021
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Zack Durham

Zack Durham is an absolutely badass alpha male, is an alpha, dominates life as the truest alpha, the rightful king. One who is an alpha male
Alpha: Zack Durham is an alpha male
Beta: I agree
by zaaacckkkk September 20, 2018
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tom durham

A man who likes to feel muscles of the public then dress them up in pikachu onesies for furry battles
Person 1: Tom Durham was outside my house yesterday

Person 2: Oh no, stay safe
by tom durham March 29, 2022
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durhay

its like another way to called someone stupid or an idiot in a friendly way
Shelly, you're such a durhay.
by Johnny Boy August 25, 2004
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bull durham

Steve:Can you roll me another bull durham, please?

Bob:Sure.

Steve:Cant you do it with one hand, boy?
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Durham

A county and a city. next to Raleigh and Chapel Hill. Durham is also called "the dirty D", "d-town" and "bullcity" It is known for Duke Hospital and Duke Univerity, Michael Peterson, Centerfest, the Duke Blue Devils, NC Central. Duke employees a majority of workers in Durham. Locals, NOT Duke students call themselfs durhamites.
Chapel hill kid: Duke sucks.
Durham kid: UNC sucks.
Raleigh kid: you guys are retarded.
by Igiveblowjobs January 8, 2010
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