Commonly believed to be a style in which to prepare ribs, popularized by the restaurant Chili's, the Memphis Dry Rub is actually a sexual act. It involves the male rubbing his erect penis along the ribs of a female. This is enhanced with a skinny female, where a rhythmic sound similar to a xylophone can be achieved.
"Yeah, I wanted her to give me a blow-job, but settled for a Memphis Dry Rub when I saw that skinny chick's ribs."
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After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
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