DrunkTommy

Someone who, while drinking, not only maintains a sense of decorum, but can still speak in complete sentences.

Despite drinking 17 shots of Jager, he was a total DrunkTommy and argued his way out of a public intoxication arrest

by RogueX August 20, 2022

DrunkTommy

Someone who, while drinking, not only maintains a sense of decorum, but can still speak in complete sentences.

Despite drinking 17 shots of Jager, he was a total DrunkTommy and argued his way out of a public intoxication arrest

by RogueX August 20, 2022

DrunkTommy

Someone who, while drinking, not only maintains a sense of decorum, but can still speak in complete sentences.

Despite drinking 17 shots of Jager, he was a total DrunkTommy and argued his way out of a public intoxication arrest.

by RogueX August 20, 2022

drunktown

The popular tourist destination for those embarking on the Alcohol Express. Tickets often include a sidetrip to nearby Vomitville.

"Wow. It's only five-thirty, and Rex is already well on his way to Drunktown!"

by malbuff October 28, 2022

Drunktown

That popular tourist destination, a regular stop on the Alcohol Express. Tickets often include a sidetrip to nearby Vomitville.

"Holy Toledo! It's only five-thirty, and Rex is already well on his way to Drunktown!"

by malbuff October 28, 2022