Drunky Brewster - It's a play on words. meaning A Drunk Girly who is so wasted like the girl from the show punky brewster.. So wasted that she wheres a bandanna around her leg..
A man is walking down the street when an annoying salesman tries to sell him a credit card. The man calmly removes his shoes and socks and proceeds to shove his big toe up the salesman's ass while yelling "Drinky-Poos!" at the top of his lungs.