douchewaffle

What you call an ex who is a total asshole or someone you know who is a total moron.

How did Joe not know you would find out? What a douchewaffle.

by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009

Douchemas

Someone who is more than a douche.

Josh Marshall is a real douchemas.

by StinkyIan2 September 14, 2009

douchebasket

another word for douchebag used when you are extremely tired of people overusing the term douchebag.

Failing Conversation:
Guy 1:That guy was a total douchebag!
Guy 2:Wow, that's original...

Successful Conversation:
Guy 3:That dude was such a douchebasket!
Guy 2:Yeah, one of the biggest I've ever seen.

by Lvl225 March 20, 2010

Douchebachary

the Act of a douchebag being up to no good.

That dude is always up to douchebachary

by comedybum July 17, 2010

Doucheish

Slightly douche-like

"What a douche"
"Yeah, it was a bit... doucheish"

by miffyfield October 5, 2012

douchebachery

Extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. Usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.

Guy #1: "You should have seen it, dude. I totally made that virgin fall for me, fucked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. It was an epic!"
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."

by Ginkgo00 January 3, 2013

Doucheaholics

All the assholes who keep posting political definitions of Urban Dictionary

Person 1: damn 75% of Urban Dictionary in the last months is about Trump or Hilary
Person 2: Serious doucheaholics posting that stuff

by SkankHunt42.0 February 9, 2017