A shallow and stupid person, usually male, with an arrogant demeanor and an over inflated ego. Often tries way too hard to be cool and/or funny, but it usually comes off as embarrassing and pathetic. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires, and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag, behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.
by flurbadurb October 3, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. A person that only wants a girl for sex then finds out she won't give it to him, and decides to screw with other girls. He also likes to lie to girls and tell them how much has changed and how he respects them and their wishes. After he has convinced the girl of this, he pushes their limits, ignores what they say, and eventually gets what he wants from someone who will give it to him.
Boys whose names start with R trick me into thinking that they are really sweet, nice, and respectful of my morals. Unfortunately, they turn into douche bags and decide to be deceitful and lie... a lot.
by DrUnKoFfMoUnTaInDeW October 20, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. by saintcomedy February 28, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. a person who gives a shit about people, one that can care less of people's feelings.
a perosn that belives he/she is better than everybody else.
a person that think less of people.
a jerk or an asshole in a sence.
a perosn that belives he/she is better than everybody else.
a person that think less of people.
a jerk or an asshole in a sence.
by TheOneTruth October 4, 2009
Get the Douche bagmug. josh is a douche bag.
by CuteKid10101 October 18, 2008
Get the Douche Bagmug. An arrogant, smug college male that speaks like they're god's gift t the world about politics and about how being liberal is smart and awesome. Usually wears clothes that they think expresses "individuality" but in reality only attracts other men. This probably won't get posted because that's how most males are these days and society has gone soft and lost its balls.
...and that's why you're a douche bag
by probablywontgetposted October 25, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.
by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015
Get the Douche Bagmug.