Speed Doogan

The act of leaving a room, going to the bathroom (number 2) and then returning to the room in under 1.5 minutes.

Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.

Yo Phil, did you really just take a sh!t that fast? Man that was a serious SPEED DOOGAN!

by MJVcuse June 30, 2007

Jimmy Doogan

Fecal matter that is so disgloriant that it can only be compared to Tom Hanks’ character in "A league of their own", Jimmy Doogan.

Laura took a Jimmy Doogan so big that she could have rafted to safety on it.

Adam, the CNA, was so deep in Ester's Jimmy Doogan at work today that it will take him 2 weeks to get the scent of fecal matter off of his arms.

by VINAPBC24 June 4, 2008

Drop a double doogan

To produce a large bowel movement, usually taking at least twenty or so minutes.

Man, I'm sorry that I destroyed your toilet, but I had to drop a double doogan dog!!!

by BEN GIPSI November 30, 2009

drop a doogan

to defecate a large mass of sheeit.

i dropped a doogan on her mom's face, it was nasty.

by tommy February 18, 2004

Reverse Doogan

The practice of taking a dump whilst sat facing the wrong way on the toilet. The turd is then left hidden underneath the lower toilet seat, so that it can't be seen until the next person has actually sat down and started their business.

Alice was shocked to find herself actually peeing all over the reverse doogan left there earlier by her flatmate

by Pierreluigi88 July 7, 2008

Flaming Doogan

Take a girl out for some spicy food (preferabily hot chicken wings or mexican food) and drink lots of beer and a good amount of tequila. Next, make sure you spend the night at her house. Then have intercourse with her and when you wake up in the morning and have to take a shit from all the alcohol and spicy food you take a shit in a paper bag and leave it on the pillow by her face. Flaming comes from the spice in the food and tequila, and doogan is just a funny word.

I left a flaming doogan on that bitches pillow.

by George Nolan (proudly) April 27, 2005

Flarby Doogan

A bowl of sliced apples with a side of peanut butter.

After school I went home and ate a flarby doogan.

by ASMR-t-pants July 10, 2022