drop a doogan

to defecate a large mass of sheeit.

i dropped a doogan on her mom's face, it was nasty.

by tommy February 18, 2004

doogan flop

(v.) {do· guhn} to flop one's doogan; an exultation of exuberance. 00:10 standardized international doogan flop time.

"Is 12:10, time to flop doogan, yes?"
"Doogan flop is good cardio."

by Silver Snakes October 24, 2007

Reverse Doogan

The practice of taking a dump whilst sat facing the wrong way on the toilet. The turd is then left hidden underneath the lower toilet seat, so that it can't be seen until the next person has actually sat down and started their business.

Alice was shocked to find herself actually peeing all over the reverse doogan left there earlier by her flatmate

by Pierreluigi88 July 7, 2008

Flaming Doogan

Take a girl out for some spicy food (preferabily hot chicken wings or mexican food) and drink lots of beer and a good amount of tequila. Next, make sure you spend the night at her house. Then have intercourse with her and when you wake up in the morning and have to take a shit from all the alcohol and spicy food you take a shit in a paper bag and leave it on the pillow by her face. Flaming comes from the spice in the food and tequila, and doogan is just a funny word.

I left a flaming doogan on that bitches pillow.

by George Nolan (proudly) April 27, 2005

Flarby Doogan

A bowl of sliced apples with a side of peanut butter.

After school I went home and ate a flarby doogan.

by ASMR-t-pants July 10, 2022

Grundle Doogan

Some sort of hand-job sexual favor a female would give to a male, though that's up for interpretation.

Girl: I made $100 in tips tonight!
Guy: What were you doing? Giving out grundle doogan's under the table?

"Hey guys! Can I get you some coffee, wine, grundle doogan?"

by Haroo Bagel March 15, 2010

Doogan Loogie

A slang term for semen.

Man, when I boned that girl and came, my doogan loogie flew all over her face.

by kornfan December 18, 2003