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Yoidle my Doidle

The act of yoidling ones doidle.
by feef goo April 12, 2022
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doltle

A variation on dolt. Doh-tel
An already idiotic person who partakes in increasingly immature and pointless arguments.
Hey you pissed behind the freaking toilet again you fucking doltle!"
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"You're a fucking doltle."
"You're like 10 times more a doltle than I am."
"You're like infinity times more a doltle than the biggest doltle on the planet!"
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"Mom!"
by McGrouch July 18, 2008
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doilet

When you have to go to the restroom and you don't want to say you have to make #2, you refer to it as a doilet instead of a toilet.
My husband asked how long I'd be in the toilet and I responded, "No honey. I am going to the doilet."
by DimplesNCurls October 9, 2011
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dotless

"that company is dotless"
by cos January 28, 2004
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dotless

I need dots but I am dotless.
by Beej January 26, 2004
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Doily (doiley)

Doily (doiley)
A doily is an elderly person, predominantly female, although some men, usually closet or repressed homosexuals fit the description.
Doilys are social misfits and hardly ever leave their homes before dark. They are nocturnal sleeping off overnight binges.

These persons are rabidly bigotted and hate anybody who is not white, christian and heterosexual and typically would vote BNP. (see also Wuggit)

Doilys are known for their alcohol addiction which fires ranting attacks en masse on anybody who disagrees with their extremist views.

To be labelled a doily is the ultimate insult to any rational sane person.
Doily (Doiley)

Margaret Rutherford wearing nothing but jackboots, pubes carefully shaved in a facsmilie of Hitler's moustache mistaking an AA meeting for a BNP rally and seig heiling the voddie bottle.
by Dr Kim Pirelli's aunty July 5, 2008
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Ditlev

Ditlev is pretty neat
by Murmelbjerg November 27, 2018
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